As much as Simon van Kempen makes me itch....

Okay, as fake as I know these two are...and as much as I skeeve when I hear Simon mutter, "feel the heat," while being massaged (and I do!!)

I am so loving the digs he takes at the faux NYC Housewives on his blog (Bravo only publishes the HouseWIVES so Simon has his own outlet) here: http://www.mccordvankempen.com/blog.php